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Rik Mayall and my favorite movie at 9
(Source: dont-punch-my-bum)
Breakfast At Tiffany’s by Olde English
This is one of my favorite comedy videos of all time. Stick with it until end.
Random text
“I can’t do it”
“You can.”
“No I can’t.”
“Listen kid, you haven’t tried and my ‘Gives-a-shit’ broke when you were in diapers.”
- A month ago at the club.
random bitchings
I’m sitting up in a bed thats not mine. There aren’t enough pillows and the lack of being in my own home is bothering me. The air is too dry, the bed is too hard, something is giving me a nicotine fit. Fuck this.




